Friday, 13 May 2011

End of term fancy jumps

Not many people realize that we here at ICMS wear suits daily, naturally this needs to be showcased with the "Sexy Suit Spring"


Up next while on the end of term fancy booze cruise we see the sydney harbor making a lovery background for the "Binge Drinking Bounce"



Notice I set down the drink and for the opportunity for the thumbs up. 

Light House Legends.

Near Palm Beach there is a lighthouse. Ideal for fun jumps.


Here we see the attempted "Intimate Imitation Lighthouse Maneuver"


Next with the board of directors we see the Chairman of Directors being jumped by the V.P. of Austra/U.S. Relations while the beautiful and charming Founder/CEO and Firugehead is in the background. Entitled the "Too many eggs in one basket"   


Next a classic maneuver the "Asian Couple Combo" 


Finally we see the one move that is for the kids, we see the "Big Boy Bash"

Palm Beach

In our travels we often encounter many places that are ideal for new jumping experiences, Palm beach was just one of those wonderful places. 


Here off a lovely sand mound, with disappointed Melissa the Director of Creativity and Bonerz. We have the "The Sand Skip" 

(Notice the sand action)


Next we the see the "Wide Arm Air Time"


Next on a lovely walk up to the sand dues, we see the "double thumbs, double water, one jump" 


On a successful dune jump of the Director of Bonerz take a face plant, in the "Face Plant Frolic" 



Finally we see the 
"Up Skirt Air Time" 




Body Grooming Jump

I was tricked and blackmailed into waxing my chest, naturally it is less painful if I jump. On a side note jumping aerodynamics have increased due to less wind resistance. 


Here we have the "Hairless Hooray Hop" 

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Manly Mountain Madness

 While exploring Manly's more scenic and dangerous spots we have some excellent opportunities for jumping fun. Enjoy.



Here we have ICMS, this is has been my home for the last few months and where I do very minimal studying. But an excellent opportunity to spot some traffic and jump. Here is the
"Rad Ass Castle Rap-A-Round" 



Next on an attempted beach day, which turned into a hiking around Shelly Beach we have the 
"Silky Smooth Sea Skip On Seaweed"


On our way to  North Head. We take the path less traveled and more occupied by the homeless. Next to a very steep cliff we have the "Danger Close Ciff Jump."



Finally on a very windy cliff edge we attempt to use a singlet as a cape and present the
"Save the Day Superman."

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Slip-N-Slide

JJA has now invested in a tarp, major opportunities for jumping and erotic fun. 


Here we have the "Slide Fail Flail"


Next we see the "Singular Wet Bros Jump." 



Here we have the "Double Wammy Wet Bros."

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Melbourne.

After a very exciting road trip filled with jumping fun we arrived in Melbourne.


Near our temporary residence we stumbled upon one of the worlds largest understatements. The Worlds Largest Lollie Shop, the best part was that it was closed. Despite the establishment being closed, JJA is always open for jumps.  Here we have the "Largest Lollie Leap."


Next in the city we found a rad graffiti alley, we have the "Artsy Angry Youth Rebellion Jump"


Next we found a crowded mall, with fancy shops that were not appropriate for JJA. We attempted to do a Jewelry Jump, but failed and found the "Fancy Flat Frolic." 


"Never Say No To Panda"


Our last stop for JJA in Melbourne was Federation Square, on very crowded ANZAC Day we struggled with the crowds but still prevailed. Here we have the "Two-Up, 2 Step."